Total Medals Earned: 2,172 (From 431 different games.) Total Medal Score: 32,685 Points
Medals Earned: 3/10 (105/465 points)
Touch a stink bug.
Complete the daytime levels.
Score between 170k and 190k
Complete a level with a score lower than 130k.
Score between 130k and 170k
Use up all of your pollen.
Complete the night levels.
Score between 190k and 210k
Score over 210k
Complete a level set without touching any stinkbugs.
Medals Earned: 1/10 (25/235 points)
Complete the game on Normal difficulty
Click a link on the music credits
Last for one minute on Endless Stairs
Complete the game on Easy difficulty
We don't put up with author self-inserts around here!
Take damage from the first two obstacles in a level, then complete the level with one health
Last for five minutes on Endless Stairs
Complete the game on Normal difficulty without taking damage
Last for ten minutes on Endless Stairs
Unlock this medal to learn its secrets!
Medals Earned: 1/9 (5/190 points)
Kick someone who's already unconscious.
Make five "friends" at once.
Complete Story
Give out ten alarms in one day.
Collect $40 during the story.
Top $100 in Arcade Mode.
Don't get knocked out in the story.
Beat 20 people at the ice rink.
Medals Earned: 2/7 (30/200 points)
Burn down the entire city.
Get a score of over 10,000.
Lose all 3 hearts after getting caught by the police.
Let the city grow to 100%.
Find where Takkun appears in the game.
Get a score of over 20,000.
Get a score of over 30,000.
Medals Earned: 1/9 (10/140 points)
Kill yourself with a Red Barrier!
Collect three Golden Harpoons!
Kill a Slimy with your Harpoon.
Collect six Golden Harpoons!
Watch this mysterious stranger blink.
Kill yourself with your own Harpoon!
Collect the Golden Harpoon found in Scary Places.
Collect the last of every goldfish out there in the void.
Medals Earned: 1/14 (5/400 points)
Water 10 trees
Get a total of 30 stars
Complete World 1
Complete World 2
Complete World 3
Press the LIKE button
Flood 100 pirates
Collect a total of 60 stars
Complete World 4
Accumulate over 150,000 points
Collect all 90 stars in the game
Medals Earned: 5/9 (250/500 points)
"Don't look back" by Terry Cavanagh
Check out everything by BarfQuestion
"how it will end." by AlantheBOX
"Gateway 1&2" by Struma
"Looming" by Gregory Weir
"6 differences" by IvoryDrive
"Incompetent Chivalry" by Simon Cottee (aka Skrugs)
Delivered the complete key to the boss
Medals Earned: 3/13 (15/385 points)
Obtain the gun
Collect a coin
Murder an enemy
Beat the game
Kill all the enemies
Collect all the coins
Kill all the enemies and collect all the coins
Medals Earned: 2/8 (15/140 points)
call 911 or 112
Call a random number
Push all the buttons
Insert wrong floppy disc 5 times
Listen to all tracks on tape
Finish the game
Listen to all hotline options
Really listen to ALL the options
Medals Earned: 1/18 (10/385 points)
Based on a true story.
Disco inferno
What a nutty way to die!
Fail at typing
See you next FALL!
Wrong game, jackass!
You found some poo!
Well, at least now you fit into
Fall out of the car.
Just like in every other text based game EVER!
What a SHOCKING experience!
Just say NO !
Get all the medals involing poop. You sick freak!
Find all 3 good endings.
Beat the game in 2 minutes or less. (Normal ending only)
Lose in every way possible.
Get to the party!